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24/09:

Category: mylove
Posted by: max

它不是纯种狗,但是却人见人爱!

它不会握手,但是却能看门护院!

它对你撒娇,因为你抢了它的玩具!

它凶你,因为它也想吃你吃的东西!

它翻过身子给你摸,因为这是回家迎接的指定动作!

它讨厌你出去不带它,因为它知道今天是个好天气!

它从来不睡那昂贵的小床,因为它想和我们同床共枕!

它躲起来了,因为它尿了,但是不知道自己是不是尿对了地方!

它就是我们心爱的POLO! 还有5天就是它一岁的生日,可是它却吃不到我们想买给它的蛋糕。

在天堂里,还是要做一只乖狗狗!你是我的骄傲!

I'll missing you!

16/09: ...

Category: myshow
Posted by: max
最近找到个好东西,不知道大家有没有看过, 这是Justin Timberlake & Andy Sambery 在Saturday Night Live弄的video, 红了很久了,话不多说,欣赏一下,付上歌词

Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl


See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...